I need to find some American flag bikini briefs for this weekends activities. Maybe this is a questionland question?

Oh yeah! I love trashy slutty clothes.

I just got a miniskirt too! It's from the Gap though so I'll have to find some other way to slut it up.

Maybe I'll just set my vagina on fire.

(I think I don't know what slutty is)

@kiala Yes. Set your vagina on fire! #doingitwrong.

Does anyone else think it's a little strange that Marjorie and other grown women are sitting around talking about what they're going to wear to a party?

no.

All because it is my birthday!

Because it's the only summer holiday. Xmas is in December and Valentine's is in February; it's too fucking cold.

Kiala, instead of setting it on fire, try this:

Wear mini skirt with no panties. Then insert a flashlight with a red lens. That way it looks like its on fire, without the burning sensation. If you want to go patriotic too, see if you can find one that flashes red, white and blue.

I have an utterly trashy denim dress that I am STOKED to wear. #onlycommentingbecauseblagghannoyedme

who is the chick in the picture is what i want to know