I would like to take this occasion to wish everybody a happy, safe and sane (?) 4th.

Mirk, you ignorant slut: please just never talk about bikes again. Lance's rig is pretty fucking tasteful for an ultra-sponsored racing bike, and (as usual) you're just typing inane shit to see your name in the byline.

wow, that was an inappropriate comment.

And remember, above all, that it is my birthday!

Migueraron, you ignorant slut: I've been watching way to much old SNL lately; sorry if I've offended you. That phrase long ago worked it's way into the general comedic landscape of the internet, and I've never (before today) met anyone that found it to be a literal personal affront.

My grandfather doesn't even make that joke anymore.

Your grandfather has no sense of humor. Point/counterpoint is a classic.