Wait... The headline... Are you saying that the world's strongest vagina is your ass?

What in the fuck is she even doing there???Lifting a string of beads??? It's in Russian. Are you sure those weren't in her ass????

Graham: That's not what I meant, but while we're on the subject, my ass could run circles around her vagina!

Follow the link, she is lifting 14kg with her vagina!

“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

How could you not like that? I see a business opportunity. Pole dancing for fitness is out. Vagina strengthening ftw!

I'm more than a little disturbed by the thought that anyone would be able to estimate the strength of their mother's vagina.

I guess that sort of familiarity would explain many of the editorial positions of The Portland Mercury.

Good. When ox get sick, I use her to plow field.

"I'm more than a little disturbed by the thought that anyone would be able to estimate the strength of their mother's vagina."

What? Were you born in a test tube? When I came out of my mother's vagina, she nearly snapped my neck in half.

I guess I should have followed the link. Meh, for all you know she's hiding some kind of hook device in her naughty place.

Good one, Will. LMFAO