Also, what is "p----"? Can you not say penis in print these days? So... "one dimensional penis"? Did he just make a p sound and then wander off? Is there some five letter p-word that I'm not aware of?

I think it's "pussy."

Yep, that classes up the joint. You're welcome, Blogtown!

I think it's "Prick". Why the hell wouldn't they print that???
HE IS A PRICK!!

Pussy sounds about right. When you've been in the game as long as Mikey Rourke has, you know not to play a character as a theoretical point in space that is also a vagina.