Davis, you are a slacker. 880 unread emails is nothing.

The real question is, why are there 400 _read_ messages in his inbox. Archive or delete, dude. At the very least having them out of your inbox should give you a better picture of the ones you actually have to go through.

Good point. Although I do, in fact, do that. Consider it 1200 unread, and the mail program just catching up.

You were only on vacation? Darn. I was hoping you had been deported or finally caught feeding your addiction to kiddie porn.