Food and Drink Aug 10, 2009 at 12:40 pm

#omeletteporn

Matt Davis
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I do not approve of this AT ALL.

Alison Hallett on August 10, 2009 at 1:05 PM Report this
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I bet Patrick is quaking in his shoes.
Matt Davis on August 10, 2009 at 1:20 PM Report this
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Jesus Matt, at least you could include a link to PAC's twitter feed. Here ya go, just b/c I want you guys to put the smallest effort into it:

http://www.twitter.com/lastsup
http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23omle…
Graham on August 10, 2009 at 1:21 PM Report this
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I do not approve of the way I spelled omelette the first dozen times. By the way... It was fiction. My omelettes are not have as sexy/disgusting as the idealized one in the tweets. But I keep practicing. I do.
Patrick A. Coleman on August 10, 2009 at 1:27 PM Report this
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Ahhh. Nothing beats the exquisite love passed between a man and his eggs.
Miranda Radik on August 10, 2009 at 1:41 PM Report this
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http://www.dietpixie.com/home/home-teaser-…
Matt Davis on August 10, 2009 at 1:43 PM Report this
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Fuck Matt, throw a NSFW on that. Not all of us work in such an environs as the Merc.

And Jesus... never post anything that off-putting again.

FCUK!! Semen omelette. FKUC!!
Graham on August 10, 2009 at 1:53 PM Report this
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Hah, I wonder if that would be torture porn to an ethical vegan.

Oh, and I'm posting this just because I bet Graham can't look at it at work:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/122/2544411…
Ben Coleman on August 10, 2009 at 3:06 PM Report this
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Oh hey I STARTED THAT!!!

http://twitter.com/kiala/status/3229390056

and then I also said #fapfapfap

Because everything is always about me.
kiala on August 10, 2009 at 8:06 PM Report this

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