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Matt,

How do you afford your "gentrified downtown condo" on your Mercury salary? All jokes about ass puppetry aside, methinks you are not paying your fair share to our disenfranchised neighbors.
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NE 14th Place cul-de-sac at the intersection of NE Killingsworth. A billion custom junker bikes in the yard. Porch parties galore, complete with molding sofa on porch and a dirt patch yard. They also like to drink lots of PBR and leave the cans around the street when they are finished playing bike-polo. The inhabitants of the house have even installed a big field light to, you know, annoy the fuck out of the rest of the neighborhood when they have their night bike polo games. They were also the household that showed up to a neighborhood land use committee to suggest the City turn the end of the cul-de-sac into a "City Repair Project Tea Garden". My old timer African American neighbors, who suffer no fools, simply laughed their asses off at that one.
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ExCityEmployee, sounds like a good candidate for a molotov cocktail. I've supposed you've learned by now that official channels offer neighbors very little help against these rats nests.
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SE 28th and Ash. Hurry because they recently got evicted. About ten hipsters, some forced to sleep on the stairs, with a basement overflowing with fixies.
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@spartacus, @jake: My Mercury salary is one million dollars a year, there is also my enormous trust fund, and my wife is a Vanderbilt. But you are absolutely right, Jake, because all of that pales into insignificance compared to the inevitable royalties, movie deals, Pulitzer, and so on, coming my way following tonight's Duffy Lucas interview.

The "DLI" is pretty much my ticket at this point.
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Matt Davis walks into the Mercury office leaving a trail of gold coins that stuck to him while he was swimming in his vault o' treasures.
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@spartacus

hmmm, sounds like a rather interesting project to work on...
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aPDXsomebody -- did they forget to pay their water bill?????????
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Corner of 39th and Woodstock- "The Fridge." You'll know which one it is.
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See Thurston Moore's photo book of punk houses. Any Reedie house will do, infact they're a sacred cow of sorts.

Or see Ronnie Reyes, just about to quit Black Flag show his crib at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xrno3IkcMI about 4:15
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8th and mill
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How about you just go to Intern Will's house.
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Shhhhhh!!! I don't want no art trash shootin' films in my yard! Besides. I think they're looking for a place with a minimum of three fixie skeleton art installations on the lawn.

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