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1
Get him a box full of Integrity and Intelligence.
2
A decal of Calvin pissing on a crying #3 for his truck.
3
I thought truck balls would be good too, but they are too expensive. Note: the website I checked had the white balls as "flesh" colored. It turns out the manufacturers of BumperNuts aren't very "progressive."
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UPDATE: 24.95$ !!!

http://www.bumpernuts.com/Order%20Page.htm

You don't have to factor shipping into the $25, right?
5
Shouldnt someone make sure he doesnt already have bumpernuts?

6
Dancing Bare t-shirt, it has the neighborhood flavor and you could support a local business.
7
Just give him the cash, so he has to report your gift of nonsequential, unmarked bills.
8
A bottle of 18 year old scotch!!!!
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An ego reduction and honesty implants.
10
Cab fare and breath mints, if you know what I'm sayin'.....
11
How about a vintage not aged more than 17 years?

12
I have access to a copy of the Unzipped with Beau on the cover. It is signed "Happy Birthday Adam" You can forge an "s" on to it and make for ulta-LULZ.
13
So far I think it HAS to be the bumpernuts, or the Dancing Bare t-shirt. Perhaps.
14
I love he Dunce Cap!! Oh that's a birthday hat, my bad.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oecTa3hF9KY
16
A few sixers of Sam Adams beer. I'm *positive* he's never gotten that before.
17
What about those dayglo plastic things you put on your bike spokes that slide up and down as you ride and make neat clicky noises. Do they still make those?
19
Whatever you get him, make sure it has a Beau on it. OH, HELL YES!
20
Chock full o'Nuts

Something personalized from Sausage-Stuffer.com?
21
A can of Anti Monkey Butt Powder of course! http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/

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