Crime Sep 22, 2009 at 4:35 pm

SPIDER-MAN IS THE LIZARD! AN EXCLUSIVE DAILY BUGLE EDITORIAL BY J. JONAH JAMESON

J. Jonah Jameson
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Mr. Jameson, if your name is in the byline, you don't need it in the title also. You're just as bad as the fucking interns.
A CAT, probably on September 22, 2009 at 6:07 PM Report this
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SHUT YOUR TRAP, MORON! Unlike those cowardly panty-waist hipsters that run alt weeklies, I'll BAN YOU in less time than it takes the Hulk to crap out a RADIATION-FILLED TURD!

And WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE. There are ladies present.
J. Jonah Jameson on September 22, 2009 at 7:12 PM Report this

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