Ezra, if you see any Blazers employees.... please pull them aside and berate them for the decision not to broadcast ANY pre-season game on television. SHIT BE PISSING ME OFF... And also... can you sneak me into any games as a Photography Assistant? I'll print up some fake business cards if that'll help.
Ezra, I'll be at all the odd games. Not really, but I'll be there. See you in the heat of passion or somewhere not so uncomfortable sounding but really, in the excitement of blazermania when they rip off this preseason skin and gore sprays everywhere, and the actual blazers come out with bazookas that fire Bayless bombs from the 300 level. That's where I'll be. See you in the regs!
Boo Yah
Eli