Slow news day, Dan?

It looks like they broke up with you. Not a direct break up per say, but then the relationship wasn't really a "real" one anyways, so... (I've always assumed that the quality of the relationship should result in the quality of the break up. FBs can be broken up with by just stopping sleeping with them, were as if it was more serious, (you call her your girlfriend/boyfriend, not "your ex-gf and her new bf") then you need to say/do something more than that. Unless of course, the other person isn't getting the hint, which seems to be the case here.) Also, it generally takes two [or more] to have sex and so unless you are claiming that they raped you, who exactly was initiating it is kind of nebulous [read: easy for the people to be confused on.]

Anyways: Interesting? No, not really. Things didn't work out. It happens. It sounds like you weren't that committed anyways, so what exactly is the problem?

Flowchart please.
Aside from the effing - this reads like a girly catfight note passed back and forth in junior high class.

Oooo wee. I fell asleep reading that one. Get an editor, dude.

@matthew - did you really just say it wasnt a "real" relationship?!?
well, i suppose nothing is "real" here in fake america, right?