Funny funny? Perhaps not. But funny sad? There are some options:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4KLyVmaD7k

how about just a straight shot of the mindfuck we're in for? http://www.flickr.com/photos/ryanmft/23979…

BULLPOOP. I have Swine Flu.

On the for realz.

@joneser I think that you might be Kiala's spleen. Or something. I'm still hoping that A CAT finally makes an appearance. If he doesn't, I'm tracking him down and pooping in his shoes.

Jonser: you realize this can only end one way, right?
http://www.imdb.com/video/cbs/vi235340313/

Just to clear things up:

People Involved With This Thread So Far Who Currently Exist
☑ Alison
☑ Atomic
☐ Kiala
☑ Joneser
☑ Graham
☐ A CAT
☑ Commenty Colin

Also, so we can properly geek out, I WILL PRINT NAMETAGS OF NEARLY ANYTHING YOU CARE TO SEND VIA ATTACHMENT TO COMMENTY.COLIN@GMAIL.COM. Color printing is to 2"X4" labels.

For example, just send your avatar file or a link, and I'll slap on your fake name/real name or whatever you like. I promise not to photoshop genitals over them, and pretend to be you on Blogtown in the coming weeks.

I reserve the right to completely drop the ball on this, or not show up at all because the Phillies have won Game 6 tonight, and Game 7 conflicts w/ the event.

@CC: Have you actually met A CAT in real life? He's like a phantom or a ninja or a guy who flakes out or something. And are you rooting for the Phillies or those stupid fuckers in pinstripes?

Guys, Kiala is totally real. You just have to say up till midnight and then say her name in a mirror twenty five and she will appear but also drown your one true love. I'll admit it's kind of a trade-off, but it's been totally worth it these last few times.

@ Graham: Phillies. Fuck the Yankees.

I haven't been to one of these in forevs. Butt alas I is busy. If yalls ain'ts still drunks on "golf" (or not drunk enough). I'm spinning dub at Mt. Tabor Club in the side lounge .

@atomic

Don't forget about the soul-eating part. O is it sin-eating? I get those two mixed up - the same way I get corgis and coyotes mixed up.

@ Joneser: The usual no-no's. You know, vulvas or SS symbols or dead puppies or Glenn Beck.

But if it's ALL of those things? I'll do it.

Graham, will you send the picture you took of me arm wrestling Steve to CC? And/or, post the link to it on flicker to this thread? Otherwise we are gonna have to go with my X-ray on a name tag, and that won't be pretty. (I'm gonna get a tattoo of my X-ray. But it will be on my foot, of course.)

I also reserve the right to just flake out and not show up.

Allison,
No funny golf videos? Have you not heard of a funny little man named Dorf and his hijinks on the links?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEig1D4sJdI

Looks like Colin is showing up...

@ Graham: [long sigh] yeah.