@ Graham: I'm totally leaving a complex dotted line from my office, over some fences, through the ice cream shop, around sleeping dogs, to planned parenthood.
My granny has that same coffee table. She uses the drawers to store Chick Tracts and miniature New Testaments. The top converts into an altar for sacrificing cattle to Yahweh.
@Joneser, I second the t-shirt idea. It would be great if the girl (Sally?) was pregnant and going to Planned Parenthood, even though it's normally Billy who does the dotted line.