"Alright I know it's late, so I'm going to do one more tune and see if I can't actually make the vein on my forehead, like, burst, and spray blood, and we can all go home!" --J. Darnielle, Yo-Yo a Go-Go, late, 1997. I hate free tickets, so fuck the contest. The post goes here, and I buy tickets and throw cash tips on the stage, hemmorrhaging cash, all for Him, It, and The Other Thing.
Please wait...
and remember to be decent to everyone all of the time.