Lady heckler, hands down. And now I roll my eyes at YOU!

I remember a lot more ruckus when Vera was Mayor. Seems like She pounded the gavel for a couple minutes when Genny Nelson called her on some bullshit and the packed house clapped and cheered louder than Vera could gavel.

By the way Genny Nelson is retiring from Sisters of The Road . A reception will be held December 12th at Sister's cafe expect clapping, cheering, tears and maybe even some eye rolling if your fans of that.

Portland Police Commissioner Dan the Man Saltzman suggests in a loud, authoritative tone of voice, one should shout: "I'm not here for bathroom sex!" ten times before entering any public bathroom. This will alert anyone in the area of your intensions and project a commanding, assertive attitude. Blow a loud whistle a few times to make your announcement official.

If only they would care as much about the number of rest-rooms at the proposed PGE park redo. The spectator to water-closet ratio does not even come close to MLS guidelines.

What about Dan "empty seat" Saltzman or Amanda "no friggin' way am I stepping into this one" Fritz?

Come on. Really. If Nick really wanted to help the homeless camping under the bridges he'd put the restrooms where, you know, they sleep. Under the bridges. But he's Parks commissioner, and unwilling to upset the "seriously" well funded interests that are our Parks Board. Instead he wants a "token" restroom in the Pearl - where there actually is affordable housing, middle income housing. He doesn't ever want to go against the big money - just paint the entire "pearl" district with a rich brush. Okay sheeple, you get what you deserve and a toy city, with toy problems, and never-ever approach real change. Douchebag hipsters.