I'm not sure why exactly you'd pay ($51 or not) the gigolo to get out of bed, I thought the entire point was to get them into the bed. Although maybe there are some extra charges if you want them to do it in the shower or something...

Or in the yard. Or at the bowling alley. Or down the morgue. Use your imagination.

I've never done it with a male gigolo in a morgue. Is that included in the Mercury auction?

Okay, apparently a "morgue" is also the place where back issues of newspapers are kept. I've never done it with a male gigolo there either, but I imagine the Mercury would have access to that, (much more so than the more common type of morgue full of dead bodies.)

You'd be surprised.

Access to dead bodies is not the problem around here, it's getting rid of them. (this comment is not helping our auction is it? sorry.)