I first read that as "drawing a dick on my junk" and was confused for myriad reasons.

Whoo Hoo! Now that made my day. Praise Jesus!

If this health care shit isn't worked out by the time I procreate I swear to God I'm moving to Canada. The Denny's are better up there anyway.

...im indoctrinating my grandchildren

And she does look like an old gay cross-dresser, so I suppose it's possible.