Sir, I refuse the media's insistence on using "crotch bomber." Did we call the "shoe bomber" "foot bomber"? NO WE DID NOT! Therefore, "underwear bomber" or "underpants bomber" or "bikini brief bomber" it is!
crotch sounds funnier than some "underwear" bomber. UNLESS you call him "strap-on bomber" which would really cause some laughs.
tags: boner bomber, hot pants, party pants, loose cannon, cannonball panterly, gunpowder panty man, explosive diarrhea, third degree burns, nightclubbin, pocket rocket, surface-to-air dick bomb, vasectomy by way of explosion, et al.
tags: boner bomber, hot pants, party pants, loose cannon, cannonball panterly, gunpowder panty man, explosive diarrhea, third degree burns, nightclubbin, pocket rocket, surface-to-air dick bomb, vasectomy by way of explosion, et al.