smirk, smirk, smirk....

What're we gonna do with you?

"The cover doubles as your 100% legally complaint voter registration form."

Please tell me why this sentence is very confusing to me. I also wish the State would change the dimensions of the voter registration card to be the size of either a business card or a standard ID.

VOTE MARY VOLM.

This is an inspired idea. Great job, Mercury.

I have a complaint about the word compliant being spelled like the word complaint.

Vote registers you!

Dear Ding-a-ling (Sarah): I am already registered to vote—I just haven't changed my address since my recent move, so I have to RE-register! And BTW, I rarely, if ever, "whine." I just hate anything that involves using a pen! CAN'T I JUST TWITTER MY RE-REGISTRATION???

"Oh," Oregonians bemoan, "folks living in Washington have it so easy, they can register to vote ONLINE!"

Unless you have a WA ID, WRONG! YOU ARE WRONG! SO FUCKING WRONG!

I had to *FAX* my update to my voter registration! Seriously a fax! With the beeeee-beepaleepaleepaleep and everything!

AWESOME COVER IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!