REI sells these 4 ounce plastic bottles and they work perfectly as a mini flask. They fit perfectly in your pocket, sock, waistband, and are undetectable to metal detectors.

BlackedOut, I was going to make the same comment. Nice to see where our priorities are.

@BlackedOut & CC: 4ozs? Shit, that's barely enough to get out of the house. Just pull a high school move and fill your 20oz of Sprite with vodka. Then sit in the nose bleeds and puke on people. Woo! Sports!

I pride myself on not paying for shit at the Rose Garden. The alcohol prices there are highway robbery anyway.

@Graham

Your theory is flawed. They won't let you bring in outside food or drink. That Sprite bottle is too big past the little old ladies searching your bags.

The best thing about the 4 oz bottles from REI is that they come in a 2 pack.

The NBA would do better to require these for the players, especially in DC, if you know what I mean. Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink. That joke has totally been told on late-night, I'm sure.