Please continue your erudite and articulate fast-food reviews. For instance, which eatery has the best "value menu?" Wendy's? Taco Bell? Burger King?

PersonaLLY, I prefer Burgervilles' double-beef cheeseburger, with Tillamook cheese. YUUUUUM!

I'd like to see a haunting exposé on what exactly a Jack in the Box taco is.

@atomic: I believe the best answer here is, "Your mom is a Jack in the Box taco".

Graham for "Comment of the Week."

Don't forget the red slime! Mmmm

81, stroke, not bad I suppose. If he'd had less quarter pounders, he'd probably have lived to 100.

Yeah, "I got a hamburger from McDonalds and ate it". That's some pretty groundbreaking stuff. Hey Patrick, why don't you write a review of how putting on your pants goes tomorrow morning

Zing!