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Who Wants a Copy of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter?

Courtney Ferguson
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a heartbreaking work of staggering genius in dr. frankenstein's laboratory
on the road to 1984
do androids dream of electric sheep while drinking your juice in the hood
holden caulfield: the smartest kid on earth
tristram shandy at the jersey shore (fistpump)


miguelaron on March 5, 2010 at 4:46 PM Report this
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

...i'm not sure I understand the rules of this game.
on March 5, 2010 at 5:36 PM Report this
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Just kidding.

Macbethenstein
Little Dead Women
The Diary of Assassin Anne Frank
The Possessed Gatsby
All the President's Men are Ghosts
on March 5, 2010 at 5:44 PM Report this
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Shaolin War and Peace
White (and) Fang(ed)
Oliver Twitch of the Death Nerve
A Connecticut Yankee in the Octagon
Uncle Tom's X-Wing
Crime and Punishment and Dismemberment
Moby Dick-in-a-Box
20,000 Leagues Lost in Space
Mansfield Park Hostel

You can tell I really want to read this one... :)
Faintly Macabre on March 5, 2010 at 6:02 PM Report this
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100 Years of Solitude and Venemous Monkeys,
The God of Small Things. Also, Warlocks.
Funny Screen Name on March 5, 2010 at 6:11 PM Report this
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Helena Bonham Carter will make a very good Mary Todd Lincoln.
Dave Bow on March 5, 2010 at 6:24 PM Report this
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Also:
Tender is the Nightstalker
Dave Bow on March 5, 2010 at 6:26 PM Report this
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Slasher in the Rye
Freddy & Zooey
Raise High the Roof Beam, John Carpenter
Etchasketchist on March 5, 2010 at 7:03 PM Report this
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Of Mice and Men and Mummies
834 on March 5, 2010 at 8:55 PM Report this
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Tolstoy's Warlocks & Peace.
on March 5, 2010 at 9:21 PM Report this
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Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Thatcher.
lisalisa on March 5, 2010 at 10:55 PM Report this
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Atlas Shanked
lisalisa on March 5, 2010 at 11:03 PM Report this
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Dan Savage: Christian zombie vampire, with wings!
lisalisa on March 5, 2010 at 11:13 PM Report this
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of human bondage and garbage
Ser on March 5, 2010 at 11:26 PM Report this
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I would love a copy...

My title would be:

"Of Human Bondage and Garbage: A story of lost love and painful pollution"

Ser on March 5, 2010 at 11:28 PM Report this
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Much Ado About Mothra
lisalisa on March 5, 2010 at 11:50 PM Report this
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Fahrenheit 420
lisalisa on March 6, 2010 at 12:08 AM Report this
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War of the World Wide Web
lisalisa on March 6, 2010 at 12:15 AM Report this
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I Know Why the Creature From the Black Lagoon Sings
lisalisa on March 6, 2010 at 12:29 AM Report this
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Waiting for Godzilla
lisalisa on March 6, 2010 at 12:33 AM Report this
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Love in the Time of Chupacabra
The Black Hole Sun Also Rises (meh, it's late, ha)
Godzillolita
There Eyes Were Watching Godzilla
Nightmare on Baker Street
Oldboy Yeller
Oldboy and the Sea
The Last Temptation of King Kong
Oedipus Lex Luthor
Candyman and the Sea
Canterbury Tales from the Crypt
danapdx23 on March 6, 2010 at 12:48 AM Report this
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George Washington: The Chainsaw Massacre
lisalisa on March 6, 2010 at 1:42 AM Report this
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Oops, that would be

George Washington: The TEXAS Chainsaw Massacre
lisalisa on March 6, 2010 at 1:45 AM Report this
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The Tragedy of Eraserhead Wilson
lisalisa on March 6, 2010 at 1:50 AM Report this
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Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea Lies R'lyeh
muddlingthrough on March 6, 2010 at 5:45 AM Report this
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A tale of two temples of doom

Anne of green gables: in cold blood

our band could be your IT(s.king)

Peter pan: the birth of tragedy
miguelaron on March 6, 2010 at 8:17 AM Report this
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My suggested titles:

*The Lion, The Witch and the Werewolf

*The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Across The Eighth Dimension

*Fear and Loathing in Wonderland

*The Sound and The Furies

*The Celebrated Jumping Kaiju Of Calaveras County

*Moby Cthulu

*Canterbury Whales

*Stab the Catcher in the Eye

*The Landshark Always Rings Twice

*Remembrance of Ninjas Past

*The Autobiography 0f Malcom XI : The Clone Wars

*Portrait of The Zombie As A Young Man

*The Naked and the Undead

*The Suns Also Rise On Tattooine.

*Were-Rabbit, Run

[ I would buy the "100 Years of Solitude and Venemous Monkeys" or"Oedipus Lex Luthor" suggested by the other commenters right now. Those are excellent suggestions. However, whoever writes Waiting for Godzilla will win the Nobel Prize for Literature - that is genius]
Number Six on March 6, 2010 at 9:35 AM Report this
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Beau Breedlove in the time of Vanity of Vanities
Occi on March 6, 2010 at 11:32 AM Report this
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William Shakespeare: Much Ado about Ninjas
adamk1019 on March 6, 2010 at 12:56 PM Report this
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Bernard (of Clairvaux) and the Knights Templar : Demons Within
AutumnalDusk on March 6, 2010 at 2:15 PM Report this
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Bernard (of Clairvaux) and the Knights Templar: Demons Within
AutumnalDusk on March 6, 2010 at 2:18 PM Report this
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Sidartha and the Succubi

A seperate limb (knowles)

Soilent Greenacres
csap on March 6, 2010 at 2:39 PM Report this
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David Robocopperfield
Ben Coleman on March 6, 2010 at 4:05 PM Report this
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it's actually his third book. or i guess nobody really liked sense and sensibility and sea monsters...
on March 6, 2010 at 6:09 PM Report this
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Mauled Flanders

The Lord of the Ringu

Little Womenecronomicron
csap on March 6, 2010 at 9:06 PM Report this
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@ Sadfas. He didn't actually write Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters. That was written by Ben H. Winters (and Jane Austen).

Great titles so far! I'm surprised that no one has said: The Diary of Anne Frankenstein. Or Oedipus T. Rex (it's hard to hug your momma with arms that short).
Courtney Ferguson on March 8, 2010 at 9:13 AM Report this
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Two couples try to enjoy an evening together while ignoring the terrible reality of the situation in:

Who's Afraid of Virginia the Werewolf.
Kyle! on March 8, 2010 at 12:44 PM Report this
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(and I don't actually care about the book)
Kyle! on March 8, 2010 at 12:46 PM Report this
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À la Recherche du Vamps Perdu
The Heart is a Zombie Hunter
As You Like Cousin Itt
Also Sprach Zaracthulhu
Everything That Rises From the Dead Must Converge
Of Mice and Wolfmen

Also, the term "Monster Lit" is just so boring. How about The Great Books of Blood?
dimitrir on March 8, 2010 at 1:36 PM Report this
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Oops, that should say "À la Recherche des Vamps Perdu." I guess going to see Les Étrangers hasn't been enough for me to keep up with my French.
dimitrir on March 8, 2010 at 1:53 PM Report this
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The Rights of Man-Thing
Bonfire of the Cannibals
The Sound and the Fury and the Pit and the Pendulum
Yeti Crocker Cookbook
dimitrir on March 8, 2010 at 2:30 PM Report this
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All right, I'm calling it a tad early. Congrats to LisaLisa for Waiting for Godzilla. That was a close one.
Courtney Ferguson on March 8, 2010 at 4:07 PM Report this
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Wow, I really thought a book about Margaret Thatcher hitting puberty would be HORRIFYING, but I'll accept a win for Waiting for Godzilla (hehehe). Thanks!

I really enjoyed reading all the entries. Seriously funny stuff.

Lisa2
lisalisa on March 8, 2010 at 4:57 PM Report this

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