I'd like to thank the academy, uh, God, uh, my family, James Cameron, Harvey Keitel, Pierce Brosnan, Matt Davis, uh, uh, and, uh everyone who came together to make this a success!

It makes me so proud to be part of Blogtown. I'm nearly speechless. Do we win some sort of trophy?

Thank you Portland Mercury readers, for such a crazy idea! Internet high-five!