Christian Bale and Jake Gyllenhall will announce they are BOTH gay and then permit a photo shoot where they wear nothing but aprons and hold hands and feed each other strawberries and other cute foods.
I HOPE MAY 5TH NEVER ARRIVES SO THIS WILL BE MY DREAM FOREVERRRR.
I HOPE MAY 5TH NEVER ARRIVES SO THIS WILL BE MY DREAM FOREVERRRR.
Remember that Sulu from Star Trek felt the need to publicly announce his gayitude a couple years ago. The world was SHOCKED... or lulled to sleep.
I don't think the bar to get on People's cover is set that high.
That'll be about as exciting as Sulu.
the assuleta kid from Idol with the poussy stage dada