Also this might be a perfect candidate for my summer film series I am holding at my apartment theater which I am announcing right here in the comments.
The only strong point of Cobra is that Stalone goes by the absolutely glorious name of Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti. The rest of the movie was only OK. So the solution here is actually Cobra 2: More Cobra.
I would like to note my appreciation of Freddy Mercury's mustache.
*Dummy falls off a cliff*
LET OFF SOME STEAM, BENNET!
I might even suggest this before Ladyhawke.
Gay.
But on that note, my initial response to seeing this on another site earlier this morning was, "Where is the Cobra reboot?"
Next on the reboot list should be Over the Top.
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