GOOD MORNING FROM SEATTLE, PORTLAND, CAN WE HAVE YOUR BASKETBALL TEAM?

I WILL SEND YOU COOKIES. WE EVEN HAVE AN ARENA AND EVERYTHING.

GOOD MORNING, STEVE! HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD MORNING, AJ! YOU HAD A BASKETBALL TEAM. YOU LET OKC TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU. THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

THEY STOLE IT.

DON'T MAKE US DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE. AND BY DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE I MEAN STEAL YOUR BASKETBALL TEAM. AND BY STEAL YOUR BASKETBALL TEAM I MEAN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL BECAUSE WE CAN'T STEAL YOUR TEAM.

So hand it over nicely and there won't be any trouble.

If Seattle wants to come down here and get the Blazers, you're more than welcome to try.

Ann Wilson v. Storm Large, let the battle commence!

AJ, REMEMBER WHEN PAUL ALLEN WANTED TO BUY THE SONICS AND THEY WOULDN'T LET HIM? THAT'S FUNNY IN RETROSPECT.

Our cops vs. your cops. Midnight.

Flawless Victory, Bronch.