Confused by my options!

Yeah - why is there no 'bored' option?

I'm more skeeved out by Uwe's ponytail

Clearly this cat is a lesbian, it wore a tux to its wedding!

SWIDT?

A little theatrical perhaps, but I am hardly "skeeved out" by this. Like a lot of us, Uwe has deep feelings for a beloved companion animal. What's wrong with that?

When is "Cat Lady" Hallet going to pass her verdict?

Well, SINCE YOU ASKED... I actually don't think I care one way or another. The moral of the story is, people are lonely?

Also, apparently I now respond to "'Cat Lady' Hallett." So that's awesome.

Ahead of their time.

Funny! What has the world gotten into. There are alot of lonely human beings in the world. Why don't the guy go out and find one for a companion.