Dan you're missing the point here, He says it's going to occur via EMAIL or IM meaning that the successful candidate would TYPE awesome textual descriptions like on MUD/MOOs: "the giant spoon is hovering above your head - a large cold whitish drop of non-fat milk is trembling above your face as you smell the clean slightly chalky scent of the milk - I am trying to keep the spoon level but oh my god I tremble and the milk SPLASHES all over your shirt" while he, um, does whatever he does on the other end. And not long ago I had notable portions of a verbose imaginative female in my mouth, and I miss her in the worst way. So please don't mention her again unless you absolutely must. That is all.
Dan you're missing the point here - he says it's going to occur via EMAIL or IM meaning that the successful candidate would TYPE awesome textual descriptions: "the giant spoon is hovering above your head - a large cold blue-whitish drop of nonfat milk is trembling above your face as you smell the clean slightly chalky scent of the milk - I am trying to keep the spoon level but oh my god I tremble and the milk SPLASHES all over your shirt" while he, um, does whatever he does on the other end. And not long ago I had notable portions of a verbose imaginative female in my mouth, and it was oh so easy, and I miss her in the worst way. Let's not discuss her unless we must. That is all.