News May 14, 2010 at 7:23 am

Good Morning, News!

Angela Webber
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GOOD MORNING, ANGELA!!! (ANGELA IS THE NEW NEWS INTERN, GUYS!!!) Be nice.
Wm. Steven Humphrey on May 14, 2010 at 8:40 AM Mercury Staff
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GOOD MORNING, ANGELA! GOOD MORNING, STEVE! HOW ARE YOU?!?!?!?

ANGELA, WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND? Y[] N[]
Graham on May 14, 2010 at 8:45 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING ANGELA, OFF TO A BAD START I SEE.

YOU BETTER POST CUTE ANIMAL VIDEOS ASAP.

GOOD MORNING HUMPY, GOOD MORNING GRAHAM.
Alexjon on May 14, 2010 at 8:51 AM Report this
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Pics or this post doesn't matter.
Jackattak on May 14, 2010 at 8:55 AM Report this
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TOP O' TH' MORN, ANGELA.
ROM on May 14, 2010 at 9:20 AM Report this
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Muslin school is where one learns to make high thread count sheets?
on May 14, 2010 at 9:44 AM Report this
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@ sorry: Someone had to say it, and I'm glad it was you.
Commenty Colin on May 14, 2010 at 9:59 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING ANGELA NICE TO SEE YOU ON MY COMPUTER MACHINE!

kiala on May 14, 2010 at 10:10 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING, GUYS.

I THINK ANGELA WAS MAKING A FUNNY WITH THAT MUSLIN THING. http://wonkette.com/410038/arkansas-senate…
I LIKE HER.
on May 14, 2010 at 10:14 AM Report this
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@ sorry: indeed.
http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads…
Angela M. Webber on May 14, 2010 at 10:17 AM Report this
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SORRY AND I HAVE BEEN EXPOSED AS ALMOST FOYTISHLY IGNORANT OF INTERNET MEMES. FOR SHAME.

@ ANGELA: IS THAT STEVE PUNCHING YOU IN THE CHIN IN YOUR PICTURE? Y { } N{ }

HE DOES THAT.
Commenty Colin on May 14, 2010 at 10:25 AM Report this
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Welcome, Angela! Don't take no crap from nobody!
Stefan Kamph on May 14, 2010 at 10:45 AM Report this
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@Graham and Colin: Y

GOODEST OF MORNINGS TO YOU ALL
Angela M. Webber on May 14, 2010 at 10:52 AM Report this
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I LOVE YOUR "SERIOUS JOURNALIST" ICON, ANGELA. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A FAN OF IRONIC COMEDY.
Alexjon on May 14, 2010 at 10:55 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING ANGELA. TIP #1 FOR EMPLOYMENT AT THE MERCURY: KICK SOMEONE'S ASS THE FIRST DAY OR BECOME SOMEONE'S BITCH. LIKE, SAY, EZRA'S.
Bronch O'Humphrey on May 14, 2010 at 11:09 AM Report this
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@ANGELA: THANKS! WE'LL BE GREAT FRIENDS. ALSO, LISTEN TO BRONCH. GO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EZRA, IT WON'T BE TOUGH AND IT WILL ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE OVER THE PACK.
Graham on May 14, 2010 at 11:16 AM Report this
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HELPFUL HINT #3: IF YOU AREN'T DRUNK BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS COMMENT, YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT OUT OF THE MERC ALIVE
Alexjon on May 14, 2010 at 12:15 PM Report this
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ALSO: BEAT UP EZRA
Alexjon on May 14, 2010 at 12:16 PM Report this
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ALSO: MATT DAVIS LIKES HIS O'DOULS AT ROOM TEMPERATURE BECAUSE HE IS BRITISH AND THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO CONSUME BEVERAGES PROPERLY LIKE A TRUE RED-BLOODED ICE-COLD-COORS AMERICAN.

AMERICA.
Bronch O'Humphrey on May 14, 2010 at 12:19 PM Report this
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I am glad to learn you are smarter than I -- that bodes well.
on May 14, 2010 at 12:19 PM Report this
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Welcome Angela. I hope you have a thick skin. And listen to what Sarah tells you, as I think she has grown (as a reporter) tremendously. As an aside, I REALLY like the Lille ads.
ujfoyt on May 14, 2010 at 12:24 PM Report this
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GOOD AFTERNOON I AM UNEMPLOYED AND TEND TO WAKE UP AROUND NOW.
HEADLOCK ON EZRA WILL WIN EVERYONE OVER-ESPECIALLY WITH PICS OF THE AFTERMATH.
Abusive on May 14, 2010 at 1:02 PM Report this
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smarter than me. Dammit!
on May 14, 2010 at 1:08 PM Report this
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GOOD AFTERNOON ANGELA HOW IS YOUR FIRST DAY OF GOOD MORNING NEWS GOING? WELL, I HOPE.

kiala on May 14, 2010 at 1:23 PM Report this
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ujfoyt concludes: "As an aside, I can't help but notice that you're a female, Angela, and but then I also noticed that the women in the Lille ads are female, as well. I dunno, just thought I'd point that out. luvin' the internet today. btw, I'm old and I say stuff."

/fanfic
ROM on May 14, 2010 at 1:45 PM Report this
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"As an aside I like near naked young women. Would you like to be such a young woman, Angela? I mean, I realize you are here to work and use your brain, but I can't help but be distracted by your lady parts. That is probably your fault. But,as I mentioned, I am old and I can say stuff like that."

/Ujifoyt fanfic

kiala on May 14, 2010 at 2:08 PM Report this
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Well, to be fair, I think just about everybody likes the Lille ads.
Alison Hallett on May 14, 2010 at 2:12 PM Report this
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Damn you 1% of the time, AdBlock Plus!
Commenty Colin on May 14, 2010 at 2:23 PM Report this
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Lille, what is OHCAMELTOE
Alexjon on May 14, 2010 at 2:46 PM Report this
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Kiala and Rom, I did not mean to insinuate anything with my remark about the Lille ads. You guys are reading way too much into what I say.
ujfoyt on May 14, 2010 at 4:03 PM Report this
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Or we're just making jokes based around the fact that you quite often manage to bust out with some kind of tasteless comment (see, for example, a couple posts up, the one about Sauvie Island).
ROM on May 14, 2010 at 6:29 PM Report this
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You make a LOT of comments about me, in sexual situations, in particular.

Please to stop or we will be forced to write more Ujifoyt Fanfic.
kiala on May 14, 2010 at 6:46 PM Report this
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I never submitted any posts about Sauvie Island, and I'm sorry if I have offended you, Kiala.
ujfoyt on May 14, 2010 at 8:48 PM Report this
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: D
Miranda Radik on May 14, 2010 at 8:51 PM Report this
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"btw, I'm old and I say stuff and then totally forget what I've said. also, clicking is hard!"

/UJFOYFIC
ROM on May 19, 2010 at 2:52 PM Report this

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