I don't even know where to begin with this guy. His existence makes my head hurt. Yeah, I already had a headache beforehand, but his mother's failure to abort this thing really isn't helping.

A-MA-ZING.

How much coke is this guy on?

I recognize most of the word he uses as English. Beyond that...???
Who the fuck is this weirdo anyway?

Greatest ever. He has a better shot at beating Kitzhaber than any of the other "non freedom" loving candidates.

mind = blown. Does the "meth effect" come built in, or does he install an add-on? Also, I like when he's bragging about DARPA but he gets their name wrong.

"Can you talk more about crystals?" is some Cronkite-level follow-up. Classic.

While reading the first bit, I was reminded of that great scene in the Conan movie where he's crucified to a tree and breaks a buzzard's neck with his teeth. (This scene is even awesomer in the original short story.)

creepy flesh colored beard...