GOOD MORNING, STEFFFFFFFEN! HOW ARE YOU? WHY WON'T YOU FOLLOW ME BACK ON TWITTER? I'M HEART-BROKEN!!!

YOU TOO? I JUST GOT DONE FOLLOWING KIALA!!! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A SLUT??? OK, I'LL GO FOLLOW YOU NOW!!

I'M STARTING TWO WEEKS VACATION TODAY! YOU WON'T HAVE REYMONT TO KICK AROUND, ANY MORE!

HEY I AM ON TWITTER TOO USING THE SAME NAME FOLLOW ME OR I'LL CRY

LATER REYMONT. I'LL MISS YOUR WITTY COMMENTS AND POSITIVE OUTLOOK ABOUT MOST THINGS.

GOOD MORNING STEFAN! NO NEED TO FOLLOW THESE GUYS I AM THE IMPORTANT ONE YOUR JOB IS DONE!

Speaking as someone who is already friends with a few too many bearded guys I don't even really know, I'm glad these guys are boycotting Facebook...