GOOD MORNING, ANGELA, I SEE YOU'RE GETTING YOUR PHOTOS FROM TUMBLR NOW.

QUESTION: WHY CAN'T WE OUTSMART LINDSAY LOHAN?

GOOD MORNING, ANGELA! GOOD MORNING, AJ!

ANGELA, I'M SORRY WE DIDN'T GET TO MEET AT MATT'S PARTY LAST NIGHT. WERE YOU AVOIDING ME?

AJ, I SAW SOME PHOTOS OF YOU THAT JAMETH TOOK. LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE GOT SHARPIED. FUN TIMES INDEED.

Get the rain out of your system, Oregon. My wedding next Saturday is going to be outside, even if I have to kill you.

GOOD MORNING GRAHAM I ENJOY SHARPIES

ANGELAAAAAH1
YOU MISSED THE NEWS WHERE KEVIN COSTNER IS ABOUT THE SAVE THE WORLD IN REAL LIFE: http://inhabitat.com/2010/05/20/kevin-cost…

@JONESER: HE WAS OUT OF SORTS BECAUSE HE WAS REALLY CONVINCED THAT WE WERE GOING TO KILL HIM WITH WHATEVER WAS IN THAT BOX. SOMETIMES PEOPLE FIND IT WEIRD WHEN BLOG COMMENTERS SHOW UP IN REAL LIFE, APPARENTLY.

@CC: IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY IF THE BOX HAD BEEN FULL OF SPRING-LOADED WEASELS THAT WOULD SHOOT OUT AT HIS FACE. MAYBE NEXT TIME.

GOOD AFTERNOON GUYS I AM DYING FROM BOOZE.