Here's hoping this works. This will probably turn out to be the worat ecological disaster of all time, and will probably ruin BP. Which is as it should be, as their slipshod management is what has caused this. Along with faulty US Government oversight. Someone needs to go to jail opver this.
So, Paul Reiser rides an elevator down to the seafloor and climbs into a big yellow sled. He rides the giant sled around a huge lightsaber and then climbs into it. He climbs a ladder out of there and through a giant red tube and then takes an elevator back up to a ship.
I'm curious. Other than lingering radioactivity, what would happen if they put a small nuke down at the well head and detonated it? I'm not suggesting this, just wonderin'.
Just like the Valdez spill ruined Exxon. Oh, wait.