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1
I heroically volunteer to accompany the Mercury representative to this (or any other) wet t-shirt contest.
2
I've been to Guardian Games while the Pokemon thingy is going on and they were very nice and sweetly excited to explain stuff to me (and very understanding when I didn't partake). The only bad thing (if you're nerd-compatible) was the volume. They were excited!
3
Also, that Poke-thing is during the day. How exactly does that qualify as Worst NIGHT Ever?
4
do they ever have any events at twelve22?
5
Voted. Totes obv. Wet shirts ftw!
6
You're so going to Club Sesso
7
I sort of feel guilty voting for you to have to go to any of these, but c'mon, there's some humor in Alice in Raveland, no? Or at least some amusing people-watching. Provided there's enough booze, and no one making idiotic caterpillar jokes.
8
That's a good point about the Pokemon thing. Worst late-morning/early afternoon ever?
9
i herd u liek mudkipz!!
10
Alice in Raveland. The entire time it's happening.
11
These are all a cop out compared to what Ezra had to do but Wet Bosoms it is.
12
I'm voting for the rescheduled Eagles.
13
still voting for re-scheduled Eagles.
14
For the most part, these just seem boring. Sounds like you drew a good week for WNE. The wet t-shirt contest is the only one that has any potential to be horrifying, but I bet instead it will just be moderately depressing.
15
Predictable group... Seems like whatever entry has T&A, or the possibility of it, will win every time.
16
C'mon, how could you not vote for the rave one? I was cringing just reading the description.

Also, what good is sending a reporter to a wet t-shirt contest when there's no possibility of photos?
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Good point! We'll need photos.
18
She could take pictures of the backs of the ladies?

Also do men enter wet t-shirt contests?

These are questions I need answered.
19
I think you were being flip, but if you go to Alice in Raveland I think you should have to wear a Cheshire Cat costume. That $150 can buy you a new dignity.
20
Hope you remember to bring your glow sticks and whistle
21
The veto power means you guys will never actually have the worst night ever. Total cop out.
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@ rangerhunter, it sounds like you (and your superior dedication to journaltainment) are signing up to attend each of the vetoed options and report back to us.
23
i cant stand a rave. or ravers. or techno. rainbow jools. people in stupid clothes. glow sticks. drugs that make you act like an asshole.

have fun with that buddeh.
24
Oh man... There is no coping mechanism for a rave. Even the "if ya' can't beat 'em..." mentality just makes things worse.
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From the Ron Jeremy's Club Sesso website:
"Boobs...Who does not love boobs? Big, Medium, Little, Firm, Soft...there is a boob for everyone. What better way to celebrate the beloved breast than a wet t-shirt contest. Whether you participate or stomp your feat and clap your hands cheering those on who do, come join us for what is sure to be a boob filled night of fun."

If this contest had any teeth, Sesso's previous night's event would've been a candidate:
4TH THURSDAY GANG BANG
"These are our most extreme party of the month. If you like your sex on the extreme side, or if you simply enjoy watching extreme sex come join us.GangBang Parties are for those who enjoy women who enjoy multiple partners. There is never any pressure or requirement to play or get naked. Watching is ok. You would be surprised how many couples enjoy this hardcore sexy fantasy."
26
i think you're getting off easy. and maybe you will.
27
HAHAHA!!!!

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