I've been to Guardian Games while the Pokemon thingy is going on and they were very nice and sweetly excited to explain stuff to me (and very understanding when I didn't partake). The only bad thing (if you're nerd-compatible) was the volume. They were excited!
I sort of feel guilty voting for you to have to go to any of these, but c'mon, there's some humor in Alice in Raveland, no? Or at least some amusing people-watching. Provided there's enough booze, and no one making idiotic caterpillar jokes.
For the most part, these just seem boring. Sounds like you drew a good week for WNE. The wet t-shirt contest is the only one that has any potential to be horrifying, but I bet instead it will just be moderately depressing.
I think you were being flip, but if you go to Alice in Raveland I think you should have to wear a Cheshire Cat costume. That $150 can buy you a new dignity.
@ rangerhunter, it sounds like you (and your superior dedication to journaltainment) are signing up to attend each of the vetoed options and report back to us.
From the Ron Jeremy's Club Sesso website:
"Boobs...Who does not love boobs? Big, Medium, Little, Firm, Soft...there is a boob for everyone. What better way to celebrate the beloved breast than a wet t-shirt contest. Whether you participate or stomp your feat and clap your hands cheering those on who do, come join us for what is sure to be a boob filled night of fun."
If this contest had any teeth, Sesso's previous night's event would've been a candidate:
4TH THURSDAY GANG BANG
"These are our most extreme party of the month. If you like your sex on the extreme side, or if you simply enjoy watching extreme sex come join us.GangBang Parties are for those who enjoy women who enjoy multiple partners. There is never any pressure or requirement to play or get naked. Watching is ok. You would be surprised how many couples enjoy this hardcore sexy fantasy."
Also, what good is sending a reporter to a wet t-shirt contest when there's no possibility of photos?
Also do men enter wet t-shirt contests?
These are questions I need answered.
have fun with that buddeh.
From the Ron Jeremy's Club Sesso website:
"Boobs...Who does not love boobs? Big, Medium, Little, Firm, Soft...there is a boob for everyone. What better way to celebrate the beloved breast than a wet t-shirt contest. Whether you participate or stomp your feat and clap your hands cheering those on who do, come join us for what is sure to be a boob filled night of fun."
If this contest had any teeth, Sesso's previous night's event would've been a candidate:
4TH THURSDAY GANG BANG
"These are our most extreme party of the month. If you like your sex on the extreme side, or if you simply enjoy watching extreme sex come join us.GangBang Parties are for those who enjoy women who enjoy multiple partners. There is never any pressure or requirement to play or get naked. Watching is ok. You would be surprised how many couples enjoy this hardcore sexy fantasy."
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