Food and Drink May 26, 2010 at 2:55 pm

Hankering for a Cup of Shrek's Minty Jizz?

David Schmader
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Am I ever!
ROM on May 26, 2010 at 3:06 PM Report this
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where is shrek's other hand?
mole harvey on May 26, 2010 at 4:01 PM Report this
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Finally... the ultimate convergence of fast food, international food conglomerate, pop culture/Hollywood advertising tie-in, refined sugar, saturated fat, visual pollution, juvenile diabetes, obesity, unbearable word play and minty sex innuendo! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!
Tommy on May 26, 2010 at 4:01 PM Report this
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Man, he filled that glass fast! Takes me a week!


And those golden arches (breats?) with the words "I'm lovin' it"... Is there anything more to be said?
El Stunto on May 26, 2010 at 11:19 PM Report this
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Fun Fact: Canadians will not eat anything that comes from an american company unless the logo includes a maple leaf. This is because Canadians require a strict diet of jingoism.
Alexjon on May 27, 2010 at 8:40 AM Report this

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