God, I told you guys the rave was the best option.

For the future, people: ignore your stupid genitals and vote for cheesy over sexy.

We're gonna get this Lannamann mofo.

Ned's going DOWN.

Shoulda gone to stars on ice.

Commenty Colin - for some reason I always read your username as "Commentary Colin".

Anyway, yeah! Cheesy, please. Shoulda been the rave...

But, sounds like it was a decent night, Alison!

If I thought they would ever have me, I'd be tempted to get a membership just for the midnight cookies and second wind hash-browns.

You see, I'd give you Bogtownies voting tips as to what would be most unpleasant for my colleagues (That low-rent circus musical would have KILLED Alison!) if I wasn't certain it would come back to bite me in the ass.

Which is kind of naive considering they'll be merciless with me anyway.

Allison,
It was nice to meet you two at the Club. My girlfriend was the protector you mentioned with her tattoos (and yes they are magnificant). And yes I'm blushingly the frieze comparable. We so enjoyed your company at Club Sesso. You were spot on accurate in your appraisel of the Club.
And so it goes for your viewpoint. Most from the outside have a more smarmy opinion of the Club, but almost all after their initial visit come away with a point of view quit differently, such as yours. Whether we play with others, or just have a fun evening hanging out with sexy people, we enjoy Club Sesso. Thanks

It was fun, the cookies and buffet were delicious, and the people were extremely nice. I felt to pressure to do anything sexual, and I highly recommend the place to anyone considerate and curious. If I weren't moving away, I would go and check it out again- maybe not for sex, but for the hashbrowns and the company.

I'm kind of sad I didn't go to this. COOKIES FROM A TUBE!!!11!!

ok...no cookies from a tube. Our cookies are made from scratch every night. :) Our chef has a ritual he goes through in making sure the hot-from-the-oven chocolate chip cookies are being circulated by midnight and beyond. Oh how angry people become in the rare instance we don't have warm cookies and cold milk. BTW, not only are the hash-browns fresh our bacon has been known to cause some to 'stop what they are doing' just so they can munch on a strip of what many believe to be some of Portland's best bacon. :)

I apologize for thinking the cookies were from a tube. I actually like cookies from a tube, as they are what my non-Martha Stewarty mother made for me as a child. So really, it was a compliment. Those sex club cookies made me nostalgic for my mother's cooking. Also, the bacon was delicious.

I'm glad you guys had fun at the club and wanted to take a moment to address the "tours" you mentioned. All new members get tours they're first visit (to ensure they know the rules and where everything is located) regardless of the time they arrive. Non-members are able to get a tour before club opens on Friday & Saturday between 830pm - 9:00pm. Hope to see you you guys again soon.

Tish

Allison,

As an employee who sells memberships, I would like to share some good news with you. The $50 you have paid was for a 12 months membership, not 3 months. If it is any different, I would be more than happy to correct it. By paying for a whole year you saved $30 versus buying 3 months membership at $20 4 times over the course of the year.

I liked your article a lot and must say it's awesome that you have enjoyed yourself. I got into lifestyle about 3 years ago. My first time I was definitely nervous. As much as I enjoy this positive and fun community now, the few years before I joined, I would not even consider to have any kind of sex except very vanilla, missionary position, one-on-one option. It takes some time to get comfortable, to redraw your boundaries and to find what exactly you want, not what society finds acceptable.

Would love to chat with you next time you are at the Club - I enjoy making friends, share and support.

Olga (the Russian chick working at the front door).

I am a member of the club and appreciate how well you articulated the classiness of the place, as well as all the different ways people can choose to safely enjoy themselves there :)