This sounds like the best thing since those ATM's that give you five dollar bills if you ask for them.

People still drink that shit?

If it was socially acceptable to stick my mouth directly underneath that machine I would. Like a baby suckling on an ooh so sweet nipple of nourishment and sustenance.

@Nyoro. I appreciate your concern, but I think you missed the point of my post. My post wasn't ridiculing fat people. It was ridiculing people who make extremely poor dietary choices, like choosing to drink any of the terrible-for-you sodas from that machine or, even worse, concocting some awful abomination of a soda.
Some people who are overweight can't help it, and despite their best efforts to make healthy eating choices they remain overweight. My post is in no way ridiculing those people. On the other hand, some overweight people continue to make horrible dietary choices and would probably love the idea of the Coke Freestyle. Those are the type of people I am ridiculing, and I stand by that criticism.

You're right, of course, about the unhealthy contents of the soda. You're wrong if you think anyone enjoys your preachiness.

@Will Radik. I wasn't trying to preach, I was just defending my post as something other than simply "fat-bashing." But yeah, I guess my response was a little too long and preachy. Point taken.

So you think sodas are unhealthy? Really, is it necessary to degrade sodas? Water is so tasteless, we have to have something sticky sweet and nasty to drink. Liked the blog anyway

I'm not fat and i fucking love soda. Especially coke. I'm so stoked about finding one of these machines! Fucking yum!
Stop being so uptight and live a little!