Worst. Night. Ever. Jun 8, 2010 at 2:47 pm

Worst. Night. Ever. #5

Stefan Kamph
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You seriously took Masturbate-a-Thon over a Korn concert? Have fun.
ezra on June 8, 2010 at 2:59 PM Report this
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It's too easy to find a way to make it through bad concerts and fighting matches. I will vote for one the options that requires participation - speed dating, mostly likely, given that masturbation is optional at the thon.

But I am willing to be influenced by other commenters.
ROM on June 8, 2010 at 3:15 PM Report this
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I bet Stefan is a closeted Angel fan. So that rules out the concert at Dantes in my book.
Rusty! on June 8, 2010 at 3:17 PM Report this
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I voted for Dante's, but I think I'm projecting what I would least enjoy.

I can certainly get behind a vote for speed dating in Battleground, though.

NOTHING SEXUAL, VOTERS. WE'VE BEEN BURNED TOO MANY TIMES.
Commenty Colin on June 8, 2010 at 3:21 PM Report this
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Aren't all Angel fans closeted? **nervously fidgets with blanket hiding DVD collection**
Fruit Cup on June 8, 2010 at 3:21 PM Report this
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I voted for speed dating. That sounds... difficult.
Erik Henriksen on June 8, 2010 at 3:24 PM Mercury Staff
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I was going to vote for the Masturbate-a-thon -Dark Lady really creeps me out, until I listened to Christian Kane's music, that creeped me out more.
Beer Batter on June 8, 2010 at 3:41 PM Report this
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speed dating
ben reitman on June 8, 2010 at 3:44 PM Report this
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These are some of the best WNE options to date. Best, in this case, being worst. Or something.
Ben Coleman on June 8, 2010 at 3:47 PM Report this
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You've gotta be kidding me - it has to be UFC! There's no WAY you'll leave a UFC contest having had a mildly pleasant, or in any other way enjoyable, night out. ...Or am I projecting?
salmonpatty on June 8, 2010 at 3:51 PM Report this
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I voted Speed Dating because, if Alison's adventure at Club Sesso is to be believed, sex positive events are WAY less uncomfortable than 90% of the WNE options out there.
on June 8, 2010 at 3:52 PM Report this
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I don't think you should be allowed to say you're there for your newspaper job.
on June 8, 2010 at 3:56 PM Report this
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@Joneser brings up a good point. No outing yourself as anything but a single Battlegroundian looking for a little love.
ezra on June 8, 2010 at 4:09 PM Report this
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Joneser, as usual, is 100 percent correct.
Erik Henriksen on June 8, 2010 at 4:15 PM Mercury Staff
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As a compromise, if he does Speed Dating, he should have to mention that he enjoys UFC fighting.
Fruit Cup on June 8, 2010 at 4:20 PM Report this
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Stefan, I'm so pleased my drunken prediction on Saturday that costumes/sex WNE challenges will always win out is proving false. It's lovely that everyone is rallying together to send you speed dating instead.
PS. I still voted for Masturbate-a-Thon.
Dave Bow on June 8, 2010 at 4:29 PM Report this
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These all still suck ass.
Joneser has a VERY good point tho.
Abusive on June 8, 2010 at 4:30 PM Report this
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I voted for Christian Kane and also I think I should come along. For support. Not because I love ANgel OMG!!111 so much.
kiala on June 8, 2010 at 4:43 PM Report this
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"I thought long and hard about this, and something about it rubs me the wrong way. I probably wouldn't be bored stiff, and I don't want to come to premature conclusions... but this could be a slippery slope leading to a sticky situation."

Worst. Puns. Ever.
DLS 3.0 on June 8, 2010 at 5:11 PM Report this
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I like Fruit Cup's idea, and I'm voting for battleground dating.

I have a feeling, however, that any one of these is going to yield the same "well that wasn't so bad" post that we've seen after most (all?) WNEs.
Broseph Goebbels on June 8, 2010 at 5:19 PM Report this
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@ DLS: THOSE ARE MORE ACCURATELY DESCRIBED AS DOUBLE ENTENDRES, NOT PUNS. I DEMAND YOU RETRACT YOUR STATEMENT, AND MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL.
Commenty Colin on June 8, 2010 at 5:20 PM Report this
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Speed Dating in Battleground FTW. And I remember reading Marjorie's kidnapping story. It's one of the greatest weekly pieces I think I've ever read.
Miranda Radik on June 8, 2010 at 6:13 PM Report this
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The purest form of sport is nunchucks.
on June 8, 2010 at 8:13 PM Report this
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At all of the previous events, the recipient of "worst night ever" ended up talking to the people running the events and found they were actually nice, cordial people.

While I think battleground cougar hunting would be pretty stellar, I can't possibly imagine meeting anyone worth talking to at the UFC event.
ambrown on June 9, 2010 at 12:06 AM Report this
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Everything I've voted for has turned to fun so I'm abstaining.

If I voted for speed dating he'd probably meet and fall in love with a hot 39 year-old aerobics instructor with a 12 year-old son who, after 2 months of dating his mom, calls Stefan "Stef-dad."
TSW on June 9, 2010 at 7:30 AM Report this

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