Bizarrely, I know a guy named John who writes shit like this. Or, used to anyway. Him writing such screeds -- and then demanding that everyone he knows listen to him read it aloud -- tended to really creep everyone the fuck out.
He was another one of these nutbar dudes who seem to imprint themselves on me from time to time and demand that we be besties for whatever nutbar reason, so I made sure he lost my contact info at least five years back.
That said, I wanted to think this was just an entertaining "hey look how crazy I am" parody of the mentally ill (they make an AWESOME topic for humor), but it's just slightly too long for that.
I am reminded of the fliers one used to find littering the streets of Portland, warning one of the Mormon-organized mass child-molestation scheme that was the Safeway corporation.
"wtf lol"
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As long as he whines a bunch about everything in a funny way...
Actually, it's me writing from the year 1996.
He was another one of these nutbar dudes who seem to imprint themselves on me from time to time and demand that we be besties for whatever nutbar reason, so I made sure he lost my contact info at least five years back.
That said, I wanted to think this was just an entertaining "hey look how crazy I am" parody of the mentally ill (they make an AWESOME topic for humor), but it's just slightly too long for that.
Methinks John is truly the nutbar he plays on TV.