Worst. Night. Ever. Jun 29, 2010 at 4:12 pm

Worst. Night. Ever. #7/8

Sarah Mirk
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http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=1255…

FB group for Sol Sensual. From what I understand, it's like a rave with some pretty sweet DJs (DJ Global Ruckus anyone?) but it sounds super sexual on the flyer because it's summer-themed.



I voted for Flawless because I of this phrase: This is going to be like the time I auditioned for the Bad Girls reality TV show for fun and then it wasn't funny at all and just made me think about alcoholism.

Also... Stripperoke is actually FUN (besides waiting for your song)! I guess the theme is that people think it's funny to combine you + boobs?
on June 29, 2010 at 4:24 PM Report this
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OH WAIT! FOAM PARTY?
on June 29, 2010 at 4:25 PM Report this
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Sarah has to perform at Stripperoke.

And we get to pick the songs.
Alison Hallett on June 29, 2010 at 4:28 PM Report this
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Aw Jesus, Sarah, that "Erosfest" "Sol" "Sensual" "Celebration" sounds like the worst fucking thing ever. I vomited after reading just a couple of sentences into their events page. I voted for you to go to that one.
Khris Soden on June 29, 2010 at 4:31 PM Report this
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OMG, please choose the foam!!!
Joe Joe on June 29, 2010 at 4:33 PM Report this
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The photos I've seen of the foam parties are worth it for a full report.
tallperson on June 29, 2010 at 4:33 PM Report this
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I work in Vancouver, send her to the hip hop show. Think ICP with bibles, how could that possibly go well?
DLS 3.0 on June 29, 2010 at 4:36 PM Report this
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I have actually attended the party at FX, you see in the past I had a Persian friend and it was... by far... the worst night i've ever had. Somehow the bubbles smell like body odor.

ENJOY!
Joe Joe on June 29, 2010 at 4:37 PM Report this
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If she goes to the foam party, I so want to show up just reeking of Axe and see if I get mentioned in her writeup.
Reymont on June 29, 2010 at 4:46 PM Report this
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There is also live "Acoustic Guitar Folk Music" Wednesday night at Common Ground Wellness Center, the non-sketchy by totally-hippie clothing-optional hot tub place on Alberta.

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?stor…
Reymont on June 29, 2010 at 4:48 PM Report this
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This was a tough one. They all sound incredibly horrible, but the foam party seems particularly disturbing. Probably because you won't know where people's hands and "parts" are unless you feel 'em slithering on you. _ew!
Although xtian hip hop would undoubtedly leave you with a lingering headache.
Beer Batter on June 29, 2010 at 4:49 PM Report this
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Stripperoke is fun, that's out. 4th of July party will have fireworks, that's out.
Jesus Hip Hop: yeah, lots of bibles, sobriety and terrible music(?). It will end early.
Erosfest will have naked people, but won't require you getting naked necessarily, so it's out.
Which leaves an 18+ foam party. Likely no booze, you will be soaked on a night where it will be 51 degrees outside, and there's a high probability of a post-party police report. Gets my vote.
MrFabulous on June 29, 2010 at 4:53 PM Report this
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voted for the foam. feeling guilty already.
Chunty McHutchence on June 29, 2010 at 4:58 PM Report this
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I'm really torn between foam party and Christian Hip-Hop.


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Foam party!
Fat&Sassy on June 29, 2010 at 5:11 PM Report this
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Only one of these events has the potential to save your soul. The foam party. Duh.
Joshtown on June 29, 2010 at 6:12 PM Report this
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Christian hip-hop! Stripperoke should not even be up there. It's a lot of fun.
Miranda Radik on June 29, 2010 at 6:13 PM Report this
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Smirk is okay with 12,000 naked people riding their bikes through town, but strippers and karaoke make her uncomfortable?
Andy Mesa on June 29, 2010 at 7:17 PM Report this
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If the category is Worst.Night.Ever shouldn't the cons be pros?
rugwars on June 30, 2010 at 7:10 AM Report this
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Wow. This is by far the worst so far. Smirk, you are a champ. A champ who is going to a Foam Party. That probably doesn't have booze.
Miranda on June 30, 2010 at 8:36 AM Report this

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