GOOD MORNING, SMIRK! HOW ARE YOU? AND YES, YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON LEFT WHO ACTUALLY SENDS LETTERS.

LOTS OF PEOPLE STILL USE THE POSTAL SERVICE FOR NETFLIX DISCS, THOUGH.

I AM VERY HAPPY TO SEE THAT THE SUMMER-LONG FLOATING DOUCHEBAG PARTY IN THE CLACKAMAS IS GOING TO BE GREATLY CURTAILED, BUT I DON'T LIKE THAT EVERY STUPID BOAT HAS TO HAVE LIFE JACKETS AND "NOISEMAKING DEVICES" AND NO BEER.

F THAT NANNY STATE BS: I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA. I THOUGHT WE CLEARED THAT UP THE OTHER DAY.

@TK.: OH SHIT! I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT MY NETFLIX DISCS BEING DISRUPTED!!! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! DO NOT INTERRUPT ME RECEIVING MY DORA THE EXPLORER DISCS!

NY DAILY NEWS: "LONG ISLAND MAN BLOWS OFF LEFT ARM WHILE TRYING TO LIGHT FUSE ON FIREWORKS"

ANOTHER JOY-FILLED FOURTH OF JULY!!!!

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/0…

GOOD MORNING YOU GUYS WHAT IS THIS POST OFFICE YOU SPEAK OF? IS IT LIKE A PAY PHONE?

@KIALA IT'S LIKE USING THE ITUNES STORE EXCEPT YOU HAVE TO WAIT A WEEK FOR YOUR DOWNLOAD.

At least there's no ban on drinking at "Scrappers" house.

I'd like to point out that there is no ban from drinking on the river, just a ban of alcohol from Barton & Carver parks on the river. Which just means bring a freaking cooler to transport it from your car to the river.