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1
Because I'm your boss, and I demand it.
2
I want this cookbook, and I hereby promise that I'll make one or two of these recipes and bring the resulting products to the next official or un-official blogtown meetup.
3
I want this cookbook because I'm proud of you for not making a crude joke about "cocktails" and Robert Pattinson, and because I have a 16 year old sister, who's pretty much the only person I know that could own this without it being "ironic" and/or totes creepy.
4
Wow. Just based on those three reasons, this is going to turn out to be a difficult decision.
5
Because this book will empower me to prepare quick & nutritious meals, as sustenance alternatives to the blood of local alt-weekly writers (particularly the well-fed ones).
6
I require this cookbook as a part of my grand strategy to destroy the patriarchy through co-optation of gender-politic-regressive materials. This book will be the lead deployment of a false-flag operation in which a special "Twihard" pot-luck (with enforced Stephanie Meyer style gender roles) event intended to engender additional ill-will toward heteronormativity. Exclusion of non-cisgendered people will be implicit via the requirement that "bellas" attend under the control of "edwards" who will control every aspect of their participation not directly related to food preparation and/or pouting.

Let's make this happen. Let's smash the patriarchy.
7
I desire said cookbook because right now I'm having a hard time imagining what goes into a cookbook when the Vampires from the Twilight universe can't actually eat food! Seriously. What's in it? Recipes for Boudin? I love cooking, and damn, now I'm curious...
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@PAC: I'll up the ante as well. You can pick which of these dumb recipes I make for the meet-up. Only caveat: I'm not making the booze-based ones; that's not fair to me.
9
It doesn't matter what any of you say. You can take the cookbook but it will never be yours. It is imprinted on me like Jacob on Bella. Go ahead, PAC, give it to someone else. It will just phase into a werewolf and come find me. You non-believers cannot stand in the way of supernatural true love!
10
i want this cookbook so that nobody else will cook from it, or open it, or read it
11
Like Edward, I wanted to cook for my wife to help her out, so I watched Food Network a lot. Now I have several recipes down pat, and my wife is happy when I cook. My wife is ahuge Twilight fan, and I'd like to learn some more recipes that she would enjoy. Please?
12
I'll take it if it has a recipe for Bieber koolaid.
13
So who won?

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