Cody Simpson? You, Sir, are No Justin Bieber!

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Cody Simpson is a douchebag.

Erik Henriksen on July 27, 2010 at 2:04 PM Mercury Staff

Wait, why is my mom texting him?

ezra on July 27, 2010 at 2:08 PM

ANOTHER teen lesbian?!

flannery on July 27, 2010 at 2:30 PM

Please tell me someone's already made a 'lesbianswholooklikecodysimpson' tumblr. Also, he looks like he's about to cry during the entire video.

on July 27, 2010 at 2:46 PM

Hey, parents! Do you want your kids to be pop stars? The time is ripe for a castrati to top the charts again! Be the first - with one little snip, your little burden could make you millions in record royalties. It's so retro it's cool again.

"A castrato is a grown man with a singing voice equivalent to that of a soprano, mezzo-soprano, or contralto voice, produced by castration of the singer before puberty."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castrato

Reymont on July 27, 2010 at 3:41 PM

"Let's slather some blush on this kid, vaseline his face up, and shoot this video! We're gonna be rich, boys!"

Miranda Radik on July 27, 2010 at 5:10 PM

It's pop music, and it sells. Cody Simpson, Bieber, Gaga, who cares? I think the complainers/haters about modern pop music are more irritating than the stars themselves. These kids are making money, you're not.

TageSavage on July 27, 2010 at 5:24 PM

He's no Jordy

Dave Bow on July 27, 2010 at 6:49 PM