He's saying he's pro-choice while probably behind the scenes he's telling people he's just saying that to appear more moderate in places like Multnomah County to get elected and he'll do all he can to make abortion as difficult for a woman as possible.

Everyone, please resist making an obvious comparison between hot dogs & phalluses and mirk's request for both

Okay, just one: mirk, you can share a hotdog with me at my backyrad (read: basement) BBQ (read: erotic soiree). Hope you love foot-longs!

@EWSH: That is good. How about [COMMENT DELETED: GENERAL CREEPINESS.]