GM Regular WSH! SINCE WHEN DOES STATUTORY RAPE NOT CHEER YOU UP ANYMORE? THAT'S NOT THE WSH I ONCE KNEW

NOTGOOD MORNING, WM. HOPE THINGS BRIGHTEN UP FOR YOU.

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! BEING GRUMPY IS OVERRATED! YOU'VE GOT TO FOLLOW YOUR BALLOON.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6BvdpR6V3g

How many aspirins did the American Idol (from the show) took to overdose on those and sleep aid? 345? That´s way too much money spent and swallowing action girl.

I haven´t seen the video, but I think the gay flight attendant who threw himself out the air pressure emergency slide WITH 2 beers in hand is my new hero.

OH NO I READ IT.

Now I am grumpy too :(

GOOD MORING, STEVE! GOOD MORNING, EWSH! GOOD MORING, ROM! GOOD MORING, TK.! I AM SAD THAT STEVE IS GRUMPY. MAYBE IF HE REMEMBERS THAT THERE'S A /B/TOWN MEET-UP TOMORROW HE'LL TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE-DOWN!

GOOD MORNING YOU GUYS I READ THAT CAT THING AND NOW I AM SOBBING. I AM GOING BACK TO BED.

@KIALA, @ALISON: THE CAT WAS OKAY! OKAY!! THERE'S EVEN A CUTE PICTURE!!! HAPPY ENDING! CAT IS CUTE AND MEAN MAN GOES TO JAIL!!!

Thank you, tk. I'm always ok with the red balloon song stuck in my head all day.

This one, too. Steve and all traumatized cat owners, please do enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG_rEqCivn4…

That's pretty sad. The majority (if not all) the missing children under 18 in Oregon seem to be of Hispanic descent. How come you never heard of their missing person cases all over the news? Every time a little white boy or girl comes up missing, it's plastered everywhere.

@tsw: Bob's gold tooth bit always makes me laugh :)

Which reminds me, even if you haven't seen Breaking Bad, this is still good for some classic Odenkirk: http://www.bettercallsaul.com/

tk,
I have seen BB and Odenkirk's performance might be the best thing he's ever done. Just a perfect mix of smart, legal weasel and comic timing. Genius.

Speaking of, holy god! That website is amazing. So beautifully faux-chintzy.