News Aug 18, 2010 at 9:36 am

Good Morning, News!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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GOOD MORNING, STEVE! HOW ARE YOU TODAY? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SUN? I MISS IT ALREADY!!!
Graham on August 18, 2010 at 9:50 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING STEVE, GRAHAM! I'M WELL, BUT I WANTED THUNDERSTORMS. HOW ARE YOU?
tk. on August 18, 2010 at 10:00 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING FRIENDS I AM HAPPY TO HAVE A BREAK FROM THE HOT SUN.
kiala on August 18, 2010 at 10:11 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING, PEOPLE! TODAY I FEEL STRONG ENOUGH TO BREAK THE SPINES OF ONE THOUSAND MEN!


AND SO I SHALL.
Wm. Steven Humphrey on August 18, 2010 at 11:18 AM Mercury Staff
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I JUST PICTURED STEVE TRIUMPHANTLY HOLDING ALOFT A BLOODY, RIPPED-OUT SPINE, WHILE STANDING ON TOP OF A TOWERING PILE OF BLOODY DENIM & GOODWILL SHIRTS, AS WELL AS SKULLS WEARING NERD-CHIC GLASSES.

Commenty Colin on August 18, 2010 at 11:38 AM Report this
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CAN WE GET SCRAPPERS ON A VISUAL FOR THAT !!!STAT!!!
Abusive on August 18, 2010 at 11:54 AM Report this
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A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!
www.twitpic.com/2fz9ge
Ben Coleman on August 18, 2010 at 2:01 PM Report this
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(applauds)
Commenty Colin on August 18, 2010 at 2:04 PM Report this
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OUTSTANDING. ALSO WHAT SHOULD I LISTEN TO WHILE I WORK OUT TODAY YOU GUYS?
kiala on August 18, 2010 at 3:27 PM Report this

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