News Sep 1, 2010 at 7:59 am

Good Morning News!

Sarah Mirk
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GOOD MORNING, SARAH! THAT "JOSH ACID" SHTICK WAS FUNNY WHEN MEL GIBSON DID IT; WHEN IT HAPPENS IN REAL LIFE IT'S JUST SAD.
tk. on September 1, 2010 at 8:18 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE, MY NAME IS BRUCE. I THINK I WILL START WEARING A WELDING MASK WHEN I LEAVE THE HOME NOW, THANKS ACID MAN.
BruceWang on September 1, 2010 at 8:45 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING, SARAH! GOOD MORNING, TK! THAT BANKSY VIDEO WAS QUITE GOOD. I'M ADDING "REHEMPIFY" TO MY LEXICON BUT WILL BE USING IT IRONICALLY, MOST LIKELY.
TSW on September 1, 2010 at 8:46 AM Report this
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OOPS I MEAN ACID WOMAN.
BruceWang on September 1, 2010 at 8:48 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING, BRUCEWANG. I JUST READ THAT ACID STORY, GOOD GOD IS IT FUCKED UP. HITTING WOMEN IS VERY WRONG BUT IF I SAW HER I'D HAVE A HARD TIME NOT BEING PUNCHY. FUCK YOU, ACID WOMAN. YOU'VE MADE ME ANGRY.
TSW on September 1, 2010 at 8:54 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. THE NEWS THIS MORNING IS ALL TERRIBLE. ACID WOMAN IS HORRIBLE. I THINK THERE SHOULD BE A HUMOROUS VIDEO POSTED WITH A CAT DOING SOMETHING CUTE TO OFFSET THE TERROR.
Fruit Cup on September 1, 2010 at 9:13 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING, SMIRK! GOOD MORNING, TK.! GOOD MORNING, BRUCEWANG! GOOD MORNING, TSW! GOOD MORNING, FRUIT CUP! I'M SO EXCITED THAT EVERYONE'S JOINING IN WITH THE CAPSLOCK FUNTIMES!!! HOW IS EVERYONE?!?

THAT ACID ATTACK STORY IS SCARY. THAT'S WHY I NEVER GO TO VANCOUVER; ACID ATTACKS.
Graham on September 1, 2010 at 9:41 AM Report this
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THAT STORY ABOUT PORTLAND HOUSING IS BS. THEY'RE INCLUDING HILLSBORO AND VANCOUVER, WA IN THEIR RESULTS.
Fruit Cup on September 1, 2010 at 10:15 AM Report this
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THEY AREN'T REALLY SEPARATE COMMUNITIES, FRUIT CUP. AND I WOULD IMAGINE THEY INCLUDED SIMILAR NEIGHBORHOODS IN OTHER CITIES...?
Reymont on September 1, 2010 at 10:31 AM Report this
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Uhm, about Mr Aswad. For his effort and routine (it kicked ass, admit it) he should get a Penthouse with a lawn. At least for a month and then some help to get him a safe place to sleep and a job. M&/%$er danced his ass off and showed true interest in not being aphatetic about his situation. Give a man a home. He should not give up. Somebody should tell him.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on September 1, 2010 at 10:40 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNINGISH EVERYONE. KEVIN MANNIX IS A REAL DOUCHEBAG.
BlackedOut on September 1, 2010 at 11:05 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. HAVE YOU ALL SEEN THIS VIDEO OF LOREN PARKS? HE'S CREEPY.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GmGTgF6yvs
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on September 1, 2010 at 11:10 AM Report this
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@Reymont

I didn't spend a lot of time on it, but it did look like similar cities weren't aggregated with their suburbs or neighboring cities. It seemed to me like some of the other entries were suburban communities themselves. Either way, I do think this is somewhat misleading.
Fruit Cup on September 1, 2010 at 11:18 AM Report this
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Just read the Oregonian story about that unbelievably horrible acid attack. Also really, really bad? The comments below the story. If I was a comment moderator there, I think I would need to take about 18 showers every day.
Commenty Colin on September 1, 2010 at 11:33 AM Report this
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Thanks time a million for posting the Loren Parks video, Oregonmetry. I've never seen the man! He looks like wax.
s.mirk on September 1, 2010 at 12:35 PM Report this
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@FRUIT CUP - INTERESTING! YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT, THEN!
Reymont on September 1, 2010 at 1:03 PM Report this
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DON'T LET HIM SEXUALLY HYPNOTIZE YOU, SARAH. APPARENTLY HE'S REALLY, REALLY GOOD AT IT. I BELIEVE HE ALSO SOLD MAILORDER SNAKE OIL ELIXIR AT ONE POINT. A REAL CLASS ACT.
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on September 1, 2010 at 1:09 PM Report this

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