GOOD MORNING, SMIRK! HOW ARE YOU?

MURAKAMI HAS THE BEST QUOTE EVER IN RESPONSE TO HATERS GONNA HATE:

"When someone scores a goal, someone is going to be unhappy," he said.

IN ONE RESPONSE HE BOTH KNEECAPS HIS CRITICS AND PROCLAIMS HIS VICTORY! HE'S GOT TWO BIRDS IN THE HAND!!

THAT GAS EXPLOSION IN SAN BRUNO IS CRAZY. 100-FOOT FLAMES, FIREBALL UP TO 1,000 FEET, 50 HOMES DESTROYED IN THE BLAST?

GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE. FACEBOOK KIND OF FREAKS ME OUT THESE DAYS.

GOOD MORNING ALL! I USED TO TEACH AT THAT HIGH SCHOOL! HOMECOMING, NOTHING! THOSE KIDS ARE JUST LUCKY TO BE LEARNING REAL SCIENCE THESE DAYS!

GOOD MORNING. PHANTOM TOOLBOOTH IS INDEED FANTASTIC, AND WAS MADE INTO AN EQUALLY GREAT CARTOON WITH SOME OF CHUCK JONES AND MEL BLANC'S BEST WORK.

GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN. I LIKE AUTUMN WEATHER BECAUSE I GET TO WEAR ALL SORTS OF FUN JACKETS AND SHOES. THERE, I SAID IT.

MS. SMIRK, UNLIKE *OUR* PGE, THE 'G' IN SAN FRANCISCO'S PG&E STANDS, APPROPRIATELY ENOUGH, FOR "GAS."

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE, I TOO REALLY ENJOYED THE MURAKAMI QUOTE GRAHAM POSTED! I WISH I WAS SO GOOD AT COMEBACKS. P.S. THE DUDE WHO SAVED THE OLD LADY IN NE IS AWESOME.

GOOD MORNING BLOGTOWNIES. I'M GLAD TO BE OVER DRAFT AGE; DROPPING DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL JUST ERODED MY BEST REASON TO NOT SERVE. STILL, IT'S A GREAT VICTORY FOR COMMON SENSE.

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE I LOVE THE PHANTOM TOLLBOOTH BECAUSE THERE IS A CAR THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING. ALSO @ANSEL I GET TO WEAR BOOTS!

THANKS FOR THE CATCH, ANSEL!