What do vegan zombies say?

"GRAAAAAINS!"

Why are the vegan's worried since zombies eat Braaaains.

For those of you hiding under the bed the zombie revolution will not happen look at SARS, AIDES and Swine flu: http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-sci…

Even though we secretly desire it:
http://www.cracked.com/article/136_5-reaso…

Some thought on how to get killed before the Zombie hoard:

http://www.cracked.com/article/126_5-popul…

Rooting for the zombies.

I never get tired of zombie stories. So much better than stupid vampires.

Or, more awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSsKVFJubzU…

"What do vegan zombies say?
"GRAAAAAINS!""

Sorry tk. I already gave the trophy to the "STAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNSSSS" guy. His joke was funnier. Now pick up the dildo and follow me back to the safe room.