Good Morning, News!

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GOOD MORNING, STEVE! HOW ARE YOU?!?

I CAN'T WAIT FOR A DOWNTOWN TARGET! BETWEEN THAT AND H&M, I'LL HAVE ALL MY CHEAPLY MADE CLOTHING NEEDS TAKEN CARE OF!!!

WHAT'S THE OVER/UNDER ON PARIS HILTON BEING ON DANCING WITH THE STARS NEXT SEASON?!?
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. THAT VIDEO IS VERY DISTURBING. I THINK THE MUSIC DIDN'T HELP MATTERS.
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Can't Believe you aren't plugging Masturbate to Christine O'Donnell Day...
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"The Vatican said it was "perplexed and surprised" by the investigation."
REALLY???
CAUSUH THA SAME-A THING SHE HAPPENED INA 198uh1???
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roberto_Calvi
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Steve, thank you. I hope everyone enjoys my 2011TBA piece Correbous, or at least those who move fast.

How is the Catholic Church supposed to recruit new black preist now that the Baptist Church is offering the same perks?